READ BELOW JUST ONE OF THE FUNNY LARRY STORIES!
Here's an actual email I got that you will all think is very sick, indeed!...
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Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2000 19:54:01 -0400
From: Rebecca_Hanson@if you want her email address lemme know.com
Subject: Dr. Rebe Seuss
To: ltlizard@yahoo.com
-Flip,
I just wanted you to know that I have NO Larry paraphernalia at all.
...Zippo___Nada....
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Not a Larry sticker
not a Larry patch
not a love letter
saying we're a match.
He doesn't call
he doesn't write
although I feel
I've earned my right.
Now I've been cool
and I've been sick
but I've got no
larry to lick.
I've been down Starr
I've been down Goat
but still I've got
no larry to tote.
Now I've dated Stavis
been through the long haul
perhaps you will bring me something
maybe in Montreal?
No Larry in winter
No Larry in spring
Flip when you come home
what will you bring??
Don't think me selfish
don't think me trite
I just want Larry
to hold me tonight.
In the form of a t-shirt
in the form of a poster
I am not fussy
I'll even take a coaster.
I hope you understand
I hope you will agree
if I'm to date Stavis
somethin' Larry I need
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