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Larry The Lizard is a concept as well as an actual living, breathing creature of this, our Earth. When first introduced, no one had any idea that some day Lawrence T. Lizarde would rise above and conquer the world of 'going sick.'
Being out of one's complete mind is what makes us better prepared for life's many curve balls.
Larry is the vehicle for such a preparatory philosophy. Larry, therefore, is the concept of enjoyment. Interesting, creative and fun
individuals who live life to its limits have been known to utilize Larry in their leisure time at all costs. Frankly, you couldn't
really date someone who didn't appreciate your lizard!
When your house burns down and you lose your job, or your lover leaves you for another and your vehicle gets stolen,
you can sit there and sulk, or shrug it all off and say, "Well, we have Larry however, and that's all we need!
"Then you'll start a new!
But don't be confused by who and what Larry really is or your life will suck and you will die soon.
Larry is not a dragon thing or some kind of dinosaurus-rex, he is an Australian Frilled Lizard, lending no relation to any
facsimile thereof or any other coincidental impostor that has arrived in the past few years.
Instead, note that Larry, through his clones, who have been validated by a special ritual of "Larrilization",
has traveled the globe going completely sick the whole way. He has met celebrities and world leaders, seen global change,
been at great heights and depths all in the name of going sick...
We believe that people are responsible for their own actions. If you should imbibe from Larry in any way,
shape or form and you grow any lumps, legions or lizard scales, or you contract any other illness, we're not responsible
for your actions. (We don't go sick for you...)
Let us all now call out to celebrate and embrace him, he who has delivered us from boredom,
idle banter and mediocrity. Promote the Larrilization of everyone and you shall be saved! Larry Id's, cards,
T-shirts, stickers and other "trivial-important" paraphernalia are available now! Grab it all while you can or some
other yahoo will ruin your efforts to go sick and live your way. Larry can help you, but you have to want to take the
leap and "hurl yer carcass!"
...That's all we have to say.
-The Staff
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