Larrilization: the process of cleaning yer lizard so it can be drunk from again without passing any potentially problematic disease or sickness. Of course, one would WANT the "sickness", I should think, but our disclaimer does say that we cannot go sick for you so ferget it and just use simple dish soap and warm water.

Nomenclature: The ahhhht of taking whatever you hear, see or read and totally changing it to be some word or little thang you say your way. For example, since many may agree that everything is a dot-com, then one could compose an email to a friend planning a weekend road trip that looks something like this:

"I will follow Shrub to drop my car@your house.org. then I will ride with Shrub to the train.gov to meet you where you get off.net. We will then head to Stowe.com via the Fran backroads.Edu"

one could also use Nomenclature to change the spelling of thingz like:

SchahtzAhlAeriE: When sounded out it is, SHOTS OF LARRY! Of course this is totally wrong as far as standard phonetics goes, but so much the better.

Shrub: A particular human male who was the original creator and nurturer of Larry The Lizard at The University of Massachusetts. Also a small bushy plant or tree, which sometimes grew from this young man's head.

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